Friday, December 4, 2009
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Lest we forget
Lest We Forget
What do we forget when we remember
What are the stories left untold
What do we think each November
As we march down that glory road
As we march down that gory road
One hundred million
Don’t come home from war
Another eight hundred million
Who lived to bear its scar
Who lived to bear its scar
Lest we forget
What they were dying for
Lest we forget
What they were killing for
Lest we forget
What the hell it was for
What do we forget when we remember…
Owen Griffiths
Friday, October 16, 2009
RIP Puckie
Do not search for lost ones among the heavens or the stars. They are with you in your heart, your soul and your memories.
I'll miss you :'( you were the best dog. I love you and I hope I see you someday in heaven.
Monday, October 5, 2009
there's never a wish better than this
This is not an ordinary quiz/survey. These are questions that require a bit of thinking and may take several hours to complete. Answer them with as much or as little detail as you want, but remember, the more information you give, the more interesting it is to read.
Name: Chelsea
Age: 25
Birthday: May 22nd, 1984
Location: Saint John, NB, Canada
*Now on to the "interesting and unique" questions*
A genie offers to grant you ONE wish, what would you wish for?
This seems so simple, but it is the one thing that makes the world go round, other than love, and that is money. I want to be able to do some things with my family and friends that might be possible with a little bit more money. Being debt free would be a fantabulous thing and therefore I could do whatever I wanted. They say money can't buy happiness, but hey, it would sure put a smile on my face.
If you could be any animal, which one would you choose and why?
Not a freaking clue, a hampster because they sleep all day, a horse because they are so magestic, or bird because they can fly so high.
You can return to ANY time period. Which one do you choose and why?
I would love to be able to see the first few billion years of Earth's and the universe's creation, was it really by God's hand that we all came into being, or by the theoretical Big Bang that basically thrust every kind of matter into the vast space we call the universe....?
You have to belong to another culture.
Egyptian, not present day, but back in Ancient times.
If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
As much as I love summer, I would have to pick fall. But only the early weeks of autumn where the temperature can still reach 20 degrees during the day.
You can be friends with any fictional character. Who do you choose? Why?
I would choose the character Christopher Snow from the Dean Koontz novels Fear Nothing and Seize the Night. He suffers from the rare (but real) disease called XP (xeroderma pigmentosum) and lives his life by night and sleeps during the day. There is a myterious conspiracy surrounding the town that he lives in and Christopher learns many things as he travels in the night with his companion, a black lab named Orson. He has a fantastic relationship with his dog and also with his friends, and it would be very interesting to actually be that character in real life.
You get to meet any historical figure. Who do you choose and why?I would have to say Hitler, I would love to sit down and talk with him and ask why he did the things he did, why he killed all those people, and whether or not it was worth it in the end.
If you could have any magical power, what would you want and why?
I've always wanted to be able to read people's minds, but I don't think I could handle that and I wouldn't want to know what certain people thought of me or others. Our minds are ours for a reason, so that no one can get inside us and read our thoughts. So I would like to have the power to change the weather.. I hate winter, so if I can stop it from snowing that would be great! Haha!
You have to change your race. Which would you choose and why?
I would choose Polynesian, or Hawaiian, because they are really beautiful people, simple as that.
You can outlaw any one thing of your choosing. What is it and why?
Probably the murder and suffering of children, the world would be a much better place to live in.
Uh oh, you're stuck in a fairy tale. Which one would you rather be in?
Beauty and the Beast, seems kind of romantic, and they live happily ever after :)
If you could learn any language, which would you choose?
Non of the languages that we use in the world today are appealing to me so I would say I would like to learn Elvish like in The Lord of the Rings, it's so pretty :).
Ah ha! A fountain of youth! At what age would you rather drink from it?
Right now, age 25, but I wish I had accomplished more things by this time, but oh well.
Plant or animal (not human): which one would you rather be? Why?
I'd probably say animal because they are more interesting. And now that I have put more thought into it, I wouldn't mind being a sea turtle. They live to be a long time and their life journey seems pretty fascinating.
If you could get rid of anything in this world, what would it be? Why?
I would like to rid the world of suffering, from things like famine and drought. I'd especially like to see the Third World become non-existant, and instead become like countries like Canada and the United States.
Should everyone be carnivores, omnivores, or herbivores? Why?
The human race as a whole are carnivorse but I think we as individuals should remain as we are. There are people who eat both meat and veggies, and others who are soley vegan, or vegetarian. There probably are even people who would just rather eat meat all day.. they will die sooner than the rest of us but hey, whatever makes us happy right?
Would you ever make the world one race if you had the chance?
Only if it meant that everyone got along and was treated equally. Otherwise, no.
Would you ever make the world one religion if you had the chance?
I would say no, because an individual's religion define's who they are. And then there are those who aren't even riligious at all, so think how they would feel if the world had to be one religion.
All but ONE modern technology is outlawed. Pick the one that stays. Why?Internet. Because you can still know what is going on in the world through the web..
You can have any hair colour. Which one would you choose?
I think I'll stick the the colour I have now.
You can have any eye colour. Which one would you choose?Purple. Sweet :)
What is your dream profession (logical or not)?Meteorologist or Astronomer. I didn't excel in math or physics, so I don't think I would be able to do that.
If you had to live on another planet, which would you choose?Well, considering the majority of the planets in the solar system are made up entirely of gases, i would probably pick Mars, solid surface, close to the sun.. etc.
What holiday do wish could be celebrated 4 times a year? Why?Uh, Christmas, duh :)
Would you prefer to live under the sea or on a cloud? Why?
I would lie on a cloud all day and watch the stars go by...
What is your dream home?Big, but not too big, with a wrap around deck, two storeys, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, a pool/hot tub. Garage. Surrounded by trees and gardens, a big yard.
What is your ideal location?
Anywhere that it does not snow. Hawaii would be nice, so would Australia. New Zealand would be even better.
What month should the year consist entirely of if you have to choose?May or September.. June possibly lol.
Would you rather live outside or be forced to stay inside forever?
I love the outdoors when the weather is nice, but when it turns bad, everyone has to have shelter, so I would say inside.
What gender are you? Given the choice, would you change it? Why?
Female. Though I wish sometimes I could have a penis, that's about it.
What one issue are you the most passionate about?
I don't think there is one specific issue, but I really like animals and hate to see when they are abused or suffering. Makes me sad.
You can only eat ONE food for the rest of your life. What do you pick?
Homemade pizza, sooo good, nothing beats it. Cheesecake comes in a close second.
You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of you life. What do you pick?
Water should be the obvious choice here, but I would say chocolate milk. Pepsi would be my next choice.
If you had to see everything in only one colour, which one would you choose?Purple
What one mythological creature do you wish you could see in real life?
Loch Ness Monster...
If you had to listen to one type of music 24/7, what kind would you choose?
Anything I listen to now would be what I would pick. Pop/rock.
Would you prefer to be rich in money or rich in love for your lifetime?
As I mentioned above, money can't buy happiness, nor can it buy love. And love makes the world go round. Without it, we would probably cease to function.
Name: Chelsea
Age: 25
Birthday: May 22nd, 1984
Location: Saint John, NB, Canada
*Now on to the "interesting and unique" questions*
A genie offers to grant you ONE wish, what would you wish for?
This seems so simple, but it is the one thing that makes the world go round, other than love, and that is money. I want to be able to do some things with my family and friends that might be possible with a little bit more money. Being debt free would be a fantabulous thing and therefore I could do whatever I wanted. They say money can't buy happiness, but hey, it would sure put a smile on my face.
If you could be any animal, which one would you choose and why?
Not a freaking clue, a hampster because they sleep all day, a horse because they are so magestic, or bird because they can fly so high.
You can return to ANY time period. Which one do you choose and why?
I would love to be able to see the first few billion years of Earth's and the universe's creation, was it really by God's hand that we all came into being, or by the theoretical Big Bang that basically thrust every kind of matter into the vast space we call the universe....?
You have to belong to another culture.
Egyptian, not present day, but back in Ancient times.
If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
As much as I love summer, I would have to pick fall. But only the early weeks of autumn where the temperature can still reach 20 degrees during the day.
You can be friends with any fictional character. Who do you choose? Why?
I would choose the character Christopher Snow from the Dean Koontz novels Fear Nothing and Seize the Night. He suffers from the rare (but real) disease called XP (xeroderma pigmentosum) and lives his life by night and sleeps during the day. There is a myterious conspiracy surrounding the town that he lives in and Christopher learns many things as he travels in the night with his companion, a black lab named Orson. He has a fantastic relationship with his dog and also with his friends, and it would be very interesting to actually be that character in real life.
You get to meet any historical figure. Who do you choose and why?I would have to say Hitler, I would love to sit down and talk with him and ask why he did the things he did, why he killed all those people, and whether or not it was worth it in the end.
If you could have any magical power, what would you want and why?
I've always wanted to be able to read people's minds, but I don't think I could handle that and I wouldn't want to know what certain people thought of me or others. Our minds are ours for a reason, so that no one can get inside us and read our thoughts. So I would like to have the power to change the weather.. I hate winter, so if I can stop it from snowing that would be great! Haha!
You have to change your race. Which would you choose and why?
I would choose Polynesian, or Hawaiian, because they are really beautiful people, simple as that.
You can outlaw any one thing of your choosing. What is it and why?
Probably the murder and suffering of children, the world would be a much better place to live in.
Uh oh, you're stuck in a fairy tale. Which one would you rather be in?
Beauty and the Beast, seems kind of romantic, and they live happily ever after :)
If you could learn any language, which would you choose?
Non of the languages that we use in the world today are appealing to me so I would say I would like to learn Elvish like in The Lord of the Rings, it's so pretty :).
Ah ha! A fountain of youth! At what age would you rather drink from it?
Right now, age 25, but I wish I had accomplished more things by this time, but oh well.
Plant or animal (not human): which one would you rather be? Why?
I'd probably say animal because they are more interesting. And now that I have put more thought into it, I wouldn't mind being a sea turtle. They live to be a long time and their life journey seems pretty fascinating.
If you could get rid of anything in this world, what would it be? Why?
I would like to rid the world of suffering, from things like famine and drought. I'd especially like to see the Third World become non-existant, and instead become like countries like Canada and the United States.
Should everyone be carnivores, omnivores, or herbivores? Why?
The human race as a whole are carnivorse but I think we as individuals should remain as we are. There are people who eat both meat and veggies, and others who are soley vegan, or vegetarian. There probably are even people who would just rather eat meat all day.. they will die sooner than the rest of us but hey, whatever makes us happy right?
Would you ever make the world one race if you had the chance?
Only if it meant that everyone got along and was treated equally. Otherwise, no.
Would you ever make the world one religion if you had the chance?
I would say no, because an individual's religion define's who they are. And then there are those who aren't even riligious at all, so think how they would feel if the world had to be one religion.
All but ONE modern technology is outlawed. Pick the one that stays. Why?Internet. Because you can still know what is going on in the world through the web..
You can have any hair colour. Which one would you choose?
I think I'll stick the the colour I have now.
You can have any eye colour. Which one would you choose?Purple. Sweet :)
What is your dream profession (logical or not)?Meteorologist or Astronomer. I didn't excel in math or physics, so I don't think I would be able to do that.
If you had to live on another planet, which would you choose?Well, considering the majority of the planets in the solar system are made up entirely of gases, i would probably pick Mars, solid surface, close to the sun.. etc.
What holiday do wish could be celebrated 4 times a year? Why?Uh, Christmas, duh :)
Would you prefer to live under the sea or on a cloud? Why?
I would lie on a cloud all day and watch the stars go by...
What is your dream home?Big, but not too big, with a wrap around deck, two storeys, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, a pool/hot tub. Garage. Surrounded by trees and gardens, a big yard.
What is your ideal location?
Anywhere that it does not snow. Hawaii would be nice, so would Australia. New Zealand would be even better.
What month should the year consist entirely of if you have to choose?May or September.. June possibly lol.
Would you rather live outside or be forced to stay inside forever?
I love the outdoors when the weather is nice, but when it turns bad, everyone has to have shelter, so I would say inside.
What gender are you? Given the choice, would you change it? Why?
Female. Though I wish sometimes I could have a penis, that's about it.
What one issue are you the most passionate about?
I don't think there is one specific issue, but I really like animals and hate to see when they are abused or suffering. Makes me sad.
You can only eat ONE food for the rest of your life. What do you pick?
Homemade pizza, sooo good, nothing beats it. Cheesecake comes in a close second.
You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of you life. What do you pick?
Water should be the obvious choice here, but I would say chocolate milk. Pepsi would be my next choice.
If you had to see everything in only one colour, which one would you choose?Purple
What one mythological creature do you wish you could see in real life?
Loch Ness Monster...
If you had to listen to one type of music 24/7, what kind would you choose?
Anything I listen to now would be what I would pick. Pop/rock.
Would you prefer to be rich in money or rich in love for your lifetime?
As I mentioned above, money can't buy happiness, nor can it buy love. And love makes the world go round. Without it, we would probably cease to function.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Todays Wisdom... Or is it?
PostSecret (this site is updated only once a week, so maybe I will choose a few posts from Sunday's Secrets to use here throughout the week).
Facebook Bumper Stickers
Silly Survey..
This is pretty accurate....
1. Which color is better red, black, green, blue, or yellow?
Blue
2. What is your first letter in your name?
C
3. What is the month of your birthday?
May
Which color do you like more, black or white?
Black
5. Name three of your friends.
Sarah, Niki, Amanda
6. What is your favorite number?
24
7. Do you like flying or driving more?
Driving
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
Lake
9. Think of a wish, but don't write it.
:)
--Answers--
1. If you chose:
**Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love and give good advice to those who are down.
2. If you're initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
3. If you were born in:
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever.
4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take you on a different direction, it will seem hard at times but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
5.These people are your best friends.**
6. If it is 1-50 you are a very lovable person and you have a great life.
7. If you chose:
Driving - You are a laid back person.
8. If you chose:
Lake - You are loyal to your friends, your lover, and yourself. You are very reserved but emotional.
9. This wish will come true if you just believe and have faith...
1. Which color is better red, black, green, blue, or yellow?
Blue
2. What is your first letter in your name?
C
3. What is the month of your birthday?
May
Which color do you like more, black or white?
Black
5. Name three of your friends.
Sarah, Niki, Amanda
6. What is your favorite number?
24
7. Do you like flying or driving more?
Driving
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
Lake
9. Think of a wish, but don't write it.
:)
--Answers--
1. If you chose:
**Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love and give good advice to those who are down.
2. If you're initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
3. If you were born in:
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever.
4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take you on a different direction, it will seem hard at times but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
5.These people are your best friends.**
6. If it is 1-50 you are a very lovable person and you have a great life.
7. If you chose:
Driving - You are a laid back person.
8. If you chose:
Lake - You are loyal to your friends, your lover, and yourself. You are very reserved but emotional.
9. This wish will come true if you just believe and have faith...
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Raising Sheep the Hard Way
Someone told this joke at work today, gave me a good laugh.
A Welsh man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.
After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help.
The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. Try again. he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.
"No", she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn"
A Welsh man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.
After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help.
The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. Try again. he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.
"No", she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn"
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Summer comes to a close...
Unfortunately all good things must come to an end, and that includes summer. It just seemed like yesterday that there was 10 feet of snow out on the lawn, and pretty soon before we know it, that awful stuff will be back. But I don't really want to think about that. Autumn is almost as beautiful as spring, where every changing leaf is like a flower. The air is crisper, the days get shorter, Thanksgiving and Halloween approach. All of this means that retail stores start to get busy with the approaching Christmas season. I don't want to think about that either.
There were several things that depressed me this summer:
- work has been utterly unpleasant, renovations are horrid, and I wouldn't wish them upon anyone. The employees are bitter, and the customers are nasty. We work our asses off, but there's always a few customers who are unappreciative.
- the weather. 'Nuff said. Atlantic Canada + summer= FOG. There was more days of rain and fog this summer than I can count. Definitely affects a persons mood.
- no one wanted to do anything, or was too busy. Summer is all about bonfires, and camping, and staying up late looking at the stars. Having cold drinks with good friends and sharing good coversation, hell, even just their company is good enough. Didn't really have a lot of that this summer.
There were a couple fun times this summer. The Parkhill's Annual Luau was a success despite the crappy weather. And I had one of the best weekends at my parents all summer: boating, barbecue, and just relaxing. Away from the city. Beautiful weather too. Couldn't have asked for more.
So as summer 2009 draws to a close, we must remember that the cold weather can't last forever and summer will return to us next year. Until then, enjoy the final days.
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